Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

lizclimo:

that country looks fun! 

lizclimo:

that country looks fun! 


Paris Hilton does laundry

Paris Hilton does laundry

nitrogen:

(18+)

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

"The realest people don’t have a lot of friends."
Tupac (via ieao)

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

overcome-your-dem0ns:

Relationship goals